Let's Chat, Talk, Converse, Natter and Debate: Why Are The British Ugly?

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Hello, Bonjour, Hallo, Konnichiwa.

I'll tell you why. Because apparently we have gross teeth, smell and don't look after ourselves. Apparently.

Apparently.

So, what brings us to this debate this afternoon? Well. I was browsing on Google, and to my ultimate horror i see this right beside me.

I mean, ouch that burns.

We as a country are not ugly. In fact, were completely normal. You have the lookers, and the not so good looking. But damn... this statement is really shallow. Just like every country, there is a variety of skinny, chubby, tall, short, handsome, ugly, beautiful, funny looking people.

It's a shame really that we've been branded as the ones with 'funny teeth'. Just like the way the Americans have been branded as 'The fattys who live in KFC and Mc Donalds' or 'The country were if you're blonde your obviously a thick twat who wants world peace and more clothes for your beloved Chihuahua'.

I mean come on? Really now? This is just getting silly don't you think? A lot of people forget, we as a country are surrounded by some males and females trying to be the next 'Mr T' and we have sunshine for maybe 30 days out of the whole year.

Yes, a lot of the time we have white chicken legs, and slob around in our pajamas because the weather outside is either gale force winds or raining like theres no tomorrow. So, when we do eventually get sun, we forget everything else, run outside and buy the cheapest BBQ, put on no sun cream and then end up as red-faced as a beetroot and peeling from multiple areas of the body.

So obviously we look a little hard on the eyes. But we get so excited at the sight of sun that it goes to our heads.

But as a country we are not ugly. In fact theres been and will be some real beauts in the past, present and future.

Just like anywhere else, you get poor and rich families, ones who need to shop for clothes at their local market and ones who can shop in the nearest Ted baker or Karen Millen. My reason for saying this is because some people are seen as beautiful as long as they have some designer label on their back.

So hows about, people stop being so judgmental and stereotypical about their views on various countries, and actually just realize that it doesn't take an Einstein to work out that some have great gene pools and some do not.

Anyway, this may sound a little cliche but heres a quote i find most suited to my rant;

"For every beauty there is an eye somewhere to see it. For every truth there is an ear somewhere to hear it. For every love, there is a heart somewhere to receive it."

And so that concludes this afternoons chapter

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Good-bye, Au Revoir, Tschuss, Sayonara